preteenager: *smokes weed once* i want to get dreads
harrpotte: *jaime lannister voice* ned stark more like nerd stark haha *high fives cersei and ollies out*
n3ck-deep: If you want to eat pizza and watch Lord of the Rings or Star Wars all day with the occasional sexual break, then you are marriage material.
stanaskatic: HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
The planet does not need more successful people. The planet desperately needs...– Dalai Lama (via gpyouthid)
dad-rock-davos: “Anarchy is the ideal form of government” *middle-upper class teenage boy voice*
zackisontumblr: If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
In the morning there is meaning, in the evening there is feeling.– Gertrude Stein (via annie)
Tyra Banks: When I was 16 and modeling in Paris...
Naomi Campbell: When I was modeling in Paris last week...
poopflow: roughrimjob: meladoodle: she got a pussy like the grand canyon dry and sandy possibly filled with dead bodies